Porn Again Preacher

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name Krissy Hoadley: Nympho There was a correlation between number of lovers and marital unhappiness Correlation does not equal causation! What constitutes a lot of lovers? Return to Amish Rumspringa or Jerryspringa? From Pornstar to Preacher "You should do movies" Ever heard that in LA? Bryan is NOT harassing Krissy! Bryan, having grown up in the 1920s, isn't comfortable with "moving pictures" His friends found his porn repetoire! Crazy coincidence! Like Lisa Rinna, OWN IT! Is this his confessional? He went from being naked on camera to being naked on camera *for the church* He found…Hope! Bryan gets inspirational LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You need skirts you need skirts back for love. You just need skirts up the
0:08.2	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you never love me mom.
0:16.2	On this episode of The Commercial Break.
0:22.6	Officer, you've got a ton of money, and you're making all of these. Yeah, and your friends
0:26.8	know. Yeah. It's going to get back to your parents.
0:29.1	You're putting your boner never goes down. Not even a Thanksgiving dinner because you're
0:32.0	all pumped up full of dick drugs. Hey, John, I don't want to be rude. And I know it's been
0:38.5	a long time since we talked about your penis. But as your mother, I have to ask, why are
0:42.3	you so hard all the time? It's my job, mom. I found pussy for 11.
0:48.1	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:52.2	The 30th of March!
0:54.2	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This
0:58.8	is my dear friend and co-host, Kristen Joy, only Bestie you, Kristen.
1:02.7	And Bestie, Brian. Bestie you out there in the podcast universe.
1:09.0	I just read an interesting article and I wonder if you agree with it. And it's spate
1:15.1	the like the subtext or like the, I'll give you the short, short and sweet version,
1:19.5	the Adlib version, which is, and don't believe anything I say because I never remember
1:23.2	anything correctly. But the kind of topic was, researchers have found that people who have
1:33.1	more lovers before they get married are less inclined to have happy marriages than those
1:40.4	who don't.
1:43.4	The thought process being is that when you have sex with a lot of people, you kind of figure
1:49.7	out that you know what you're missing when you get into marriage essentially. You're
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