A Deal You Can't Refuse...

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB... Being a Financial Dominatrix is everyone’s dream One of her men sent her 30k in one day Producer Christina, once again, volunteers as tribute This girl knows how absurd this is, but she’s killing it We need to create an AI Financial Dominatrix She has made millions! Catch her at The Villages in 30 years Bryan should have stuck with his “Sexophone” Send $350 to GA Power and we’re on! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.0	I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put our runs damp on it.
0:33.0	Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.
0:36.0	But they're all sold.
0:37.0	Watertight, asshole free.
0:38.0	Boring, just white boxes.
0:40.0	Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.
0:42.0	Hmm.
0:43.0	Like a nice shade of grey.
0:44.0	We are not having grey walls.
0:46.0	Why not?
0:47.0	Why not?
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0:54.0	Halifax, it's a people thing.
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1:00.0	How many Instagram models do you follow?
1:02.0	I follow them all.
1:04.0	Why?
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