Porch Honky

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Kurt, Sherrod, Kaytlin and Keren talk about scams, progressives and Ted Cruz. Kurt plays an old interview of Kaytlin talking about "The Naked Show" that spurs a conversation about women's view of their own body versus the view that men have of theirs. Check out all of our great shows at http://standupnylabs.com Follow the Race Wars crew on Twitter: twitter.com/kurtmetzger twitter.com/Sherrod_Small twitter.com/KaytlinBailey twitter.com/kerenmargolis twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.5	Race Wars.
0:06.9	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.2	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.3	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.0	Yeah.
0:14.9	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.4	I have the power.
0:18.2	With Kurt Metzger and Shetzger, Sp, Stone, Spencek, R. Race Wars,
0:24.6	we back, baby. Race Wars, wars, wars, wars,
0:26.8	Rites, we're back.
0:30.7	Good Lord. That's the intro now.
0:33.2	Man. That's my new intro.
0:34.6	Reese, welcome to.
0:37.1	My smoker or the...
0:38.3	Yeah, Kurt Smoker's not working, so he needs...
0:41.3	He's panicked right now.
0:43.3	He's got jars of juice that he's supposed to pour on his juice smoker.
0:46.3	My juice smoker.
0:48.3	Oh, this one's working.
0:50.3	What are these jars of stuff?
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