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Distorted View Daily

Popping A Can Of Poop Pringles

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW SIDESHOW CYBER MONDAY DEALS ARE LIVE! $50 Yearly and $5 Monthly Subscriptions! The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Cyber Monday! Last Chance At Sideshow Membership Deal! 0:00.000 Today’s DV Store Deal Of The Day! 0:53.566 Introduction 4:35.284 The Holiday Is Here! Music 6:03.389 Freak Out On Public Transit Case #43874 9:41.137 Dirty Kitchen Sex 13:15.843 Incel Rejected By Highschooler 17:03.752 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame – Honky Tonky […]

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, check this out. It's another made-up shopping holiday.

0:05.0

Peep, poop!

0:06.0

If you were considering grabbing a $5 monthly or $50 yearly Black Friday side show membership special,

0:13.0

but missed out, you've got one last chance!

0:16.0

Cause today is...

0:18.0

Cyber-man-boy!

0:20.0

This is your last chance. Don't fuck it up!

0:23.0

Grab a monthly or yearly membership!

0:25.0

That insane prices!

0:28.0

Today is the last day!

0:30.0

I will be purchasing a side show membership tonight!

0:35.0

Good Cyber Monday bot!

0:37.0

Can I please have a kiss?

0:41.0

No, that's okay.

0:42.0

Cyber bot is globally!

0:45.0

Okay, how about a hug?

0:47.0

And buy plenty!

0:49.0

That's enough.

0:51.0

Well, the distorted view story is finally open for business.

0:58.0

And we're going to be here every day talking about some big, big deals.

1:02.0

It's the 12 days of distorted view savings.

1:05.0

Hi, I'm Vivian St. Cash.

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