Girls, we need to talk about Coochee Management.

We need to talk about Coochee Management.

It has been brought to my attention

that the girls are mishandling their power.

So I think it's important that we all just sit for a brief moment, rein it all in,

and regroup, because I'm hearing some things and I'm not happy with what I'm hearing. No, I didn't

hear anything in particular. All I'm hearing, all I'm seeing, all I'm witnessing is poor coochie management.

Now, if this phrase sounds ambiguous to you, don't worry.

I'm not going to leave you in the dark for any longer.

Poor coochie management essentially points to making not so favourable decisions pertaining to the pussy, especially involving the men we sleep with.

Poor Coochee management oftentimes reflects an internal issue, usually along the lines of

seeking validation, being bored, and not having enough sexual self-control.

Those are the three things that I think are the main problems

that lead to poor Cucci management.

It is very important for us to manage our Cucci's well

because whilst we don't have structural power

in the society we're operating as women,

we do possess sexual power,

especially on an interpersonal level, which means we don't have the ability as a group, the group being women, to enforce laws and systems of thoughts that control men's bodies.

We don't have that power.

Men do, though.

That's called patriarchy.

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