Poop Lasagna On The High Seas

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: June 30th, 2025 Episode Title: 🚢 Poop Cruise: The Shitstorm That Launched a Thousand Vacation DreamsTags: Carnival Cruise Disaster, Poop Bags, Haunt Nuts, AI Metal Music, Prime Minister Dick Wars, Murderous 10-Year-Olds 🧻 Today on the Show: 🗣️ Plus: \ Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, June 30th,
0:03.3	20, 25 coming up on the program today
0:05.2	when shit piles up into a not-so-dilicious poop lasagna.
0:08.9	Plus, head-banging Yankee-Doodle dandy music,
0:11.7	which Prime Minister will totally show you his uncut dick,
0:15.0	and a bunch of 10-year-old girls plot of murder.
0:17.4	For funzies.
0:18.4	All this, but your voicemails today.
0:24.0	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents me goes metal.
0:31.2	The stars are out and rich in tonight and the fit is feeling awfully ripe for a cool glass of sweet tea.
0:39.5	Under the mangoia tree, the world is feeling awfully ripe For a cool glass of sweet tea Under the mangoia tree The world is moving way too fast
0:41.9	And I need to settle down
0:43.6	I need a glass of fresh month
0:46.0	My sugar gate fantasy
0:47.7	I want some sweet tea
0:50.3	But darling you and me
0:52.7	This love in the world is bread so sweet
0:56.0	Let's have some sweet tea
0:59.0	Mama the Magnol tree
1:00.9	I'm ready for some sweet tea
1:02.8	Sugar down on me
1:04.2	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson
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