Iran’s Secret Semen Bioweapon Factories Destroyed!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 2nd, 2025 🎇 The Pre-Independence Day Brown Gold Bonanza! 🎇 On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim’s got your midweek madness covered with tales of crack-addicted prom queens, bioweapon-grade semen, ducks that dare to love, and toothbrushes from the Nixon era. This is what peak podcasting […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 2nd, 2025.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today, let's strike brown gold.
0:07.5	Your money, my butthole.
0:09.0	A winning partnership.
0:10.4	Plus, a homeless, crack-addicted prom queen spills the beans on her celebrity husband.
0:15.4	A Ron Seaman bunker has been destroyed and finding an old toothbrush in your intestine.
0:24.5	Distortals. has been destroyed and finding an old toothbrush in your intestine. Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in city council meetings.
0:32.5	And these kids are not ready to be parents, nor are they ready to have AIDS, nor are they, and they
0:39.0	have to have this straightforward education in these grades.
0:44.0	I don't think any of these people know that you can have sexual satisfaction without
0:49.0	taking your clothes off.
0:51.5	I, okay, embarrassment.
0:53.7	I'm 56 years old and I'm a virgin.
0:57.1	I'm sorry.
0:58.0	Technically.
0:58.9	Has the bell gone off?
1:00.3	Well, the bell has not gone off, but testimony should be relevant to the item before.
1:04.7	The item is health.
1:06.7	I believe the item you're discussing is what we did yesterday as to whether health would remain in the high school curriculum or not.
1:14.6	Okay, I'm sorry.
1:15.8	It's on today's.
1:16.9	I apologize.
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