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Harmontown

Poop Is Temporary, Money Is Forever

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2015

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

How big is a bulls urethra? Dan has a video game romance he's guilty about and the gang tries to initiate some butt chuggin'. Become a member! Only $5 and get the HD live stream and near instant download after the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0

Please go to see Rob Schraner at the truck show He was in 272, I was just about to go home He puts his car, and I races by and gone it I got a little short from the motor and I wear a bonnet And, of course, my mom's idea she made me a baby I want a rocker or dealer or a beauty. Hermitown is now in session Please work on the stage, the mayor Hermitown Mr. Dan Harlan

1:00.0

Thank you, thank you That's what I was created by a fellow named Michael Hartigan if you're out there Michael Thank you very much for your beautiful service Dan you have an enormous thermos on stage right now

1:23.0

At least I'm an old vodka in there I have switched my cheap date of Sundays on my diet and this is a pinia colada

1:38.0

That Aaron made me, I think it's a gallon

1:44.0

She's been feeding me today I'm kind of in a food coma I may puke onto the microphone and onto Anatoly

2:00.0

So you just this week decided to switch to Sunday cheat day? Yeah, so last week when you ate the cheeseburger out of the bloody Mary on stage that was just comedy sink right that was just entertainment

2:14.0

I can't, oh yeah, no I was I stayed on the way what do you mean last week was the show was on Sunday? All right, so you switched it last week

2:23.0

Jesus Christ who cares?

2:28.0

So we're in a light of these people

2:30.0

What is that? Is there a logo on that thermos? I think it's enormous

2:34.0

It's just yeah, I gotta remember to bring this back to Aaron and I

2:41.0

I see I enjoy a pinia colada a gallon seems a little over the top

2:46.0

I don't want to waste my cheat day

2:49.0

But I I may puke all over everyone because I I got up this morning and I at 6.45 a.m

2:59.0

And I and I used postmates to order McDonald's breakfast

3:05.0

Did you did you get up early because you always wake up at that early or because it's a cheat day and you want to try it? Yeah, I said

3:11.0

I've been because I've been you may have noticed I've never lost any weight ever so you're probably wondering is this diet work well it

3:18.8

It can if you stick to it. I've never stuck to it

3:22.0

I'm like like cheat days turn into cheat weekends turn into cheat weeks and so I just basically in the same fatness that I always am but

3:30.1

But but I've last like three weeks or so I've been really committing to the diet

3:36.0

So this then this last like period was particularly hard on me

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