LIVE From UCB East in New York

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2015

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Dan's in New York for a project and Harmontown does a small intimate show at Upright Citizens Brigade Theater East. Daily Show writer Rory Albanese swings by, Absinth is drank. Drunk? Dranken? Whatever! Watch the video at Harmontown.com/live and become... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	From the East Village, New York City.
0:09.0	UCB, East Side, the cool one.
0:16.0	Harmon Town is now in session.
0:37.0	Welcome to the stage of the mayor of Harmon Town, Mr. Dan Harmon.
1:45.0	Like Papus or whoever that rapper was.
1:51.0	Maybe I'm racist.
1:53.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Racist East Side rap.
1:57.0	My ring finger is Staten Island because all your mamas go into Thailand.
2:02.0	That's a street in Staten Island.
2:04.0	You don't know as much about New York as I do.
2:07.0	My middle finger is from the Bronx because I'm like, fuck you!
2:11.0	And I look at King Kong who's a New York character.
2:16.0	Famous to me, yo. 9-11 happened here.
2:20.0	Why are we talking about that?
2:22.0	Don't do that in your rap.
2:26.0	Terrible way to start your New York rap.
2:29.0	But I don't give a fuck. That's New York style.
2:31.0	I walk with a swagger and I walk for miles because you can't get a cab if you're truly awesome.
2:37.0	Because you're usually black if you are.
2:42.0	Yo, white guilt, white guilt rap.
2:45.0	East Side racist, white guilt rap.
2:47.0	I love black people once you think about that.
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