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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x

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0:00.0

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disturbing news so if you don't like to hear things about Alabia, don't even listen for the next,

0:51.6

I don't know how long I'll be. I've got probably four minutes on this. Welcome to telling everybody

0:57.1

everything. I've decided to shave the pus, not that I have a lot of hair. When you laser,

1:04.8

it never comes back strong. I describe it like a newborn panda. You know, I get like a few

1:09.5

pathetic white hairs. It just looks pink and sleepy and rare. But I've spoken before my book

1:15.2

about having a very stunning Alabia. If you don't know all the parts of the vagina, basically we save

1:21.6

a vagina, but your like crotch area is not your vagina. It's like something inside. Even ladies

1:28.8

don't know this. Men, I mean, we know what you know, which is fuck all, but there's like stuff

1:34.0

in there. You have a cervix, you have a clitoris usually, you have a urethra, you have like inner

1:40.6

and outer Alabia. And all you can see on my stunning badge and whatever your badge looks like,

1:47.3

it's stunning. They're all different and a really wonderful man once said to me when I asked him,

1:52.1

like, what's Guy's preference? He said, look, I've never seen one. I didn't like. And I was like,

1:57.6

yeah, that's fair. So anyway, all you can see on mine is like nothing. I have one of those

2:03.6

invisible like small outer Alabias, I guess. And my badge just looks like what a Barbie's badge looks

2:12.2

like. That's always what I thought they looked like. And of course, we live in a very pornified

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