Polygamy Pipeline

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roast of Garrick Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline He's a stay at home dad Hoadley and Astrid forever <3 You can have a bff and a sister without a sister wife Let him fill you with the holy ghost The pastor really encouraged him… We’re usually kind of on the same page LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It is exhausting.
0:01.8	Being the baddest bitch alive.
0:03.5	You can't always be standing on business.
0:05.8	You need to rest as well.
0:11.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:14.3	It's me again.
0:16.0	Producer Christina here.
0:17.5	And unfortunately, Brian and Co.
0:19.2	Are still out of commission.
0:30.3	But we will be back in action tomorrow. Mark my words. So they've left me with no choice but to air an episode that we were never supposed to air. Enjoy.
0:35.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:57.9	Oh, yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break starts now. The 30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the catch-up to my mustard. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris is. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Get your hot dog. Help! Say, yeah, pib, biv, biv, biv, biv. So I was telling the story about how I went to the Braves game a couple days ago,
1:03.0	and I just quickly want to mention that as a part of some new weird tradition that the Atlanta Braves broadcasters are trying to throw out there, I guess.
1:08.2	Listen, seventh inning stretch has been around for a long time.
1:11.5	It's a tradition that in the middle of the seventh inning, you sing, take me out to the ballpark.
1:18.1	And it's been going on for a long time.
1:20.1	But Harry Carey perfected it, the former sportscaster for the Chicago Cubs, where I grew up.
1:26.0	And if you lived in that time when Harry Carey was around, no one will ever do it better. There's nothing like it. They try and replicate it, but there's only one original Harry Carey, and he was the sausage king of Chicago for a long time. But they have these two guys in the broadcast booth now at the Atlanta Braves Stadium. And what they do is after they sing the song,
1:45.0	take me out to the ball game ballpark, they throw cracker jacks out into the crowd, like big
1:51.0	bags or boxes of cracker jacks. They do bags now filled with air, like, you know, just a little
1:55.7	bit of cracker jacks in there. Because apparently they were hucking, my brother told me they were
1:59.2	hucking boxes and they hit a kid.
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