Fluids!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grunge Bryan’s pukey weekend Not peeing for 36 hours Krissy should have stayed in Canada The debate… Where was the cocaine?! The Man With 1000 Kids Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes! 90 Day Fiance crossover event Nobody wants Bryan’s sperm LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	When you smoke pop, you go to 7-Eleven, I get some munches, I get some scynolds, I get something to drink, because I got the munchies!
0:06.7	I've been smoking dope. I got the munches!
0:13.3	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:16.6	When I saw Joe walk out on that stage with an eye half closed, I was like, oh, we're fucked.
0:21.9	Well, I know there was all that talk beforehand about it.
0:24.7	He's going to be on stimulants.
0:26.2	He should have been.
0:27.6	Where was the cocaine?
0:29.6	I said this before the debate.
0:31.0	Who cares?
0:31.7	Give him the Coke.
0:33.2	Whatever.
0:34.2	If he dies, well, we got a plan.
0:36.8	The Constitution wrote it out.
0:38.3	There's a succession plan somewhere.
0:41.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:50.8	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:52.3	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:11.1	I'm Brian Green. This is the tailor to my scooter. Kristen, Joy, Haudly, best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us back from an extent, unintendedly extended vacation. I know between you and me. Oh, Jesus. I don't even know what to say.
1:28.2	I'm like half a step away from death, I think. I know. I came back from my trip. Oh, God, it was crazy. You were headed to the ER. I was because I got to tell you. Well, how was your trip? For once, let's not talk about me. Let's talk about you. It was amazing. It was amazing amazing we had a big trip plan with some family and friends up to vancouver i've heard it's beautiful oh my god i've heard it's lovely
1:34.4	it was so beautiful we the the end point was to see the rolling stones up there and so but we all
1:40.4	kind of made a trip out of it in different ways. There were like 15 of us up there.
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