Hey Freaks, it's Monday, September 29th, 2025. Coming up on the program today, the vampire succubist, known as my mother, strikes again. Plus, Starbucks is where cunts get coffee. A trailer park three-way goes awry, and President Trump falls for a bad AI scam video featuring his own fake voice. All coming up today.

Police say that a son stabbed his mother over a cheeseburger. It happened this morning in the 400 block of bankrupt. 13 ABCs Alexis Means talked with the mother and she's live with what the woman

had to say, Alexis. Diane, the teen is locked up here at the Lucas County Jail.

His mother says that this is not the first time that he has stabbed her.

18-year-old Aaron Dean is in jail accused of stabbing his own mother.

Because I didn't bring him nothing, a hamburger here.

Virgie Dean says she grabbed a cheeseburger from rallies and headed home.

I walked in the door with a bag of food and I started biting my sandwich where I really saw

and I hit eating.

She says her six foot three, 300 pounds son got upset because she did not bring him a burger

too.

And he's like, where's my food at?

And I'm like, so I'm like, I don't have to give you anything. So he smacked my sandwich and then it pushed me or something and then it escalated from there. He allegedly grabbed and choked her. It's because he had me in a corner and I took a knife and I stabbed him in his finger. And then he ran in his room and grabbed the big old butch knife and came back and late,

you cut me, you come, you're standing right there.

And he just took the knife and just stuck it in my eye.

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