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We're going down like 9 pins and that is the conclusion of this evening.

I will surely be seeing His Majesty the King to offer my resignation as Prime Minister.

What an amazing reception. We did it!

I'm fed up for performance art politics.

I've watched colleagues in the Conservative Party strike poses, right inflammatory obed.

And there is only one thing that I can say,

sorry, I'm sorry, that my party didn't listen to you.

Jeremy Bernard Corbin, commonly known as Jeremy Corbin,

independent, 24,000. Well, I'm boring.

Boring.

Well, this is good preparation for the House of Commons I suppose, doesn't it?

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And on the day after the general election and at the start of, and I'll say this slowly, a brand new Labour government, you are listening

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Right, here's a question in my script here it says how does everyone feel?

Extremely tired to the point that everything is a bit psychedelic is my immediate answer but

there is a political aspect to this I suppose how do you both feel tell me well I think I probably have to say also that I'm absolutely

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