This is the Guardian.

Today, a stunning labour victory as the Conservatives fall apart, the kind of business you're in.

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Search BT's got your back.m. and the sun is rising on a new government in the UK.

You campaigned for it, you fought for it, you voted for it, and now it has arrived. Change begins now.

And it has arrived. Change begins now.

And it feels good, I have to be honest.

Four and a half years of work changing the party.

This is what it is for. A changed Labour Party.

Ready to serve our country, ready to restore Britain to the service of working people.

Kairstama is prime minister with a thumping majority, the first Labour government for 14 years.

The Conservative Party has disintegrated, losing seats all over the country,

with much of Rishi Sunak's cabinet now out of their jobs and out of Parliament.

The Labour Party has won this general election and I have called

Sir Kiered Stama to congratulate him on his victory. Today power will change hands

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