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Blank Check with Griffin & David

Politics - Attack Of The Podcast

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.76.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

7 episodes in and hosts David and Griffin are waning. This week, while attempting to discuss Senator Palpatine’s rise to power as Darth Sidious (the titular Phantom Menace), Count Doku pulling strings for the separatists, and just exactly what the Galactic Senate does for the universe they hit a major detour: Griffin reads from his awful 6th grade paper about the movie Beauty Shop. Is the Galactic Senate like the United Nations? Or more like NATO? Why did Griffin think Amos ’n’ Andy had funny jokes? Don’t expect any answers! Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, Fennel. Welcome to Attack of the Podcast.

0:25.9

Strong, strong opening. I am Griffin Claude Barris for DoFan Newman.

0:30.9

I'm David Lawrence Sims and I'm producer band.

0:34.4

AKA, Purdue Reban, AKA, Bidda Bendoot.

0:36.8

Purdue Reban. I'm fucking, I was telling the guys, the boys, before you're

0:42.4

recorded, my parents have to move out of my childhood home tomorrow at noon.

0:47.2

And so I feel as three nights have been sleeping on the floor of my vacated

0:51.7

childhood bedroom, surrounded by garbage bags with just a pillow.

0:54.8

And you could get an inflatable mattress, you know.

0:57.4

Buy one just for this fucking, I don't know, do you?

1:00.0

It's good to have. I mean, I'm money.

1:02.5

I haven't gotten a good night's sleep in a while.

1:06.5

Sure. I don't see very much. I'm pretty tired.

1:09.0

But his name is Ben Haasley, AKA, Purdueer Ben, AKA, the Ben Dooser, AKA,

1:15.6

the poet laureate, AKA, Mr. Positive, AKA, The Haas.

1:21.6

Thank you, AKA, Hello Fennel.

1:24.7

And there is another one you added by Marty Forgotten It.

1:27.0

It must have took a while.

1:28.4

He tracked this stuff.

1:29.5

Fun fact, my roommate just moved out, learned, not Molly.

1:34.1

I stayed in his bed once.

1:35.5

Yeah, in a room with a lot of books and reptiles.

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