Our Performance Review 2.0 - Attack Of The Podcast

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

In the sixth installment of the only podcast that exclusively talks about Attack of the Clones (formally just the Phantom Menace until discovering this sequel), Griffin and David once again examine the film’s entire cast and rate all the major players–actor by actor. From Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi as most improved to Christopher Lee killing it as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus to the amazing voice acting of Ron Falk as THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE: DEXTER JETTSTER! How do the boys rankings of some actors compare to the last review? Do their critiques take into account the once again overwhelming criticism that revolved around this film? Plus, assessing director’s body of work such as Joel Schumacher, apparently Michael Jackson wanted to be Jar Jar Binks and remember thespians don’t blink! Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	lassen
0:05.9	I'm not sure.
0:21.9	Are you excited?
0:26.9	We got three angry young men and three angry young white men.
0:31.3	We are recording.
0:33.3	We're starting this recording an hour and a half past the hour later than usual time we
0:38.5	are scheduled to record because we could not stop fetching about this stupid lives.
0:42.9	You're looking at or listening to three stressed out dudes.
0:46.3	This is going to be a fun ass episode.
0:48.3	Oh boy.
0:49.3	This is going to be a barrel of monkey dicks right here.
0:50.9	I'm Griffin Newman.
0:51.9	David Sims.
0:52.9	This is producer Ben.
0:54.9	Okay.
0:55.9	Bendu sir, aka producer Ben, aka the haze, aka the poet laureate, aka Mr. Positive.
1:01.6	And may I say hello, Fennel.
1:02.6	Oh, I thank you.
1:03.6	You're very well.
1:04.6	And a hello, Fennel to you.
1:06.3	This is Griffin Dave present, Attack of the Podcast.
1:09.4	Yep.
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