Got to be on the bright side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side

The earth is like a fishing wire

The earth is like a fishing wire

Going in the mouth and out the butthole

Spinning and spinning around

And gargling, why are you doing this to me?

It hurts

Oh

Wee Maybe the Arctic is the mouth and the Antarctic is the butthole.

Remember that next time someone asks the difference between the Arctic and the Antarctic, one's the mouth, one's the butthole.

But what kind of life thrives in these climates?

Seals, polar bears, Santa Claus, gonorrhea.

Today we're taking a cold dive into the top and bottom of our dear sweet earth on this

episode of The Brighter Side.

Yes.

Oh, full disclosure.

I just, I was going to do polar bears and belugas and I just got really into polar bears. I mean, polar bears are sweet. If it's white, good night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. We'll get into it later. We'll get into it later. There's lots of facts about polar bears. I was very, I'm so happy because I always love polar bears. Yeah. With just blindly loving them. And so I'm real happy to have. Why do we love the animals we can't touch? Like alligators, polar bears, they're all the cutest ones. Yeah. Alligators are arguably cute, I'd say. You and I find them very cute. They're puppies to us. Yes. But polar bears, I think, are cute to everybody. Like a baby polar bear? I don't really think there's many things cuter than that. Oh, it's so pretty and it's big eyes. Hippos are so cute. We did a whole hippopotamus episode in January. There are little tiny ears that flick back and forth. They're so cute. Yeah, no, they're adorable. They're adorable. I really think polar bears probably deserve their own episode.

But that's fine.

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