4.6 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | Got to be on the bright side. |
0:05.0 | Got to be on the right side. |
0:10.0 | I spend my paycheck off my blue loose. |
0:14.0 | That's okay now I've got to me. |
0:18.0 | On the right side, you got my own on the bright side. |
0:24.6 | Compliments are like a warm, brothy soup on a winter's day. |
0:31.6 | They fill you up and make you feel good inside. |
0:34.6 | Plus, they're always better coming from an elderly Italian woman. We can pretend to be |
0:39.7 | the strongest soldiers, but tell a man his haircut looks nice, and you'll see even the most |
0:44.7 | hardened killer turn into a little drummer boy. So today, we're going to be good to ourselves |
0:50.3 | and hand out compliments like candy from a pedophiles van on this episode of the brighter side. |
0:57.5 | Yes, the brighter side. I love it you got to sneak pedophilia into compliments. |
1:02.3 | Just kind of sneak it in there. Right? I was writing this jokes and I was like, wait, do pedophiles even |
1:07.9 | have the candy? It's always like come in in my candy, come in my van for candy. |
1:12.1 | Yeah. |
1:12.6 | That's so disappointing. |
1:13.8 | They should at least make sure they have the candy. |
1:16.2 | If I'm going to get chained to a radiator, give me a snickers. |
1:19.0 | Please. |
1:20.0 | Something. |
1:20.7 | You know, they're keeping the snickers for themselves. |
1:23.3 | Right. |
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