It's a Braeer

It's me, the giant, from the faithful Jack and the Beanstalk, And I'm here to say I'm a bruiser.

And I'm so excited.

Why am I here, do you ask?

You'll see.

And I'm Professor Oak.

Congratulations, way to go!

These pictures of Pokemon are fantastic.

Although, uh, this one is not quite centered, so you're not going to get the points.

I know it looks like it's centered, and you have it centered, and I said that a different

photo that you took was completely centered, and it wasn't centered.

And the size is wrong.

You fucked up the size, even though you got as close to this Pokemon as you possibly could.

It's so, so sized. Ooh, but this one's making a frowny face. 10 million points. Oh, my God. Wizard Jake. Wizard Jake. I was wondering if you were going to say you were a wizard or not. Yo, welcome to our Pokemon Snap episode. What an interesting one. I'm so glad that we found this topic or that we decided to do this topic really just because the new Pokemon snaps dropping on Switch. We're just, you know what? We like to ride hype trains. Hyped trains are a lot of fun to ride. There's always a bunch of different carts in them. There's a party cart. There's a buffet cart. Hype trains rule. What's that? You're one of those weird people that hate the fact that we ride hype train sometimes? Well, chuga, chuga, chugga, chugga, boo-hoo. Because fuck off. We're catching in. When else are we ever going to do a Pokemon snap episode? Holden says, don't fuck off. Holden says, you're fine. I get your anger. and we also appreciate your support here at Wizard of the Bruiser. I'm just very proud of chug-a-chug-chug-boo-hoo.

I'm not going to lie.

I think Tugg-Chag-Boo, I get your anger and we also appreciate your support here at Wizard of the Brewser.

I'm just very proud of Chugga Chuga Boohoo. I'm not going to lie.

I think Chugga Chuga Boohoo was awesome. I was like all aboard the Chugga Chuga Buhu hype

trade and then you told a solid chunk of our listening audience is straight up fuck off.

A statistically significant chunk of our audience, and I might regret it.

I might regret it a lot now that we're, you know, just evaluating the statement.

But either way, come on aboard the hype train, y'all.

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