Podquisition 440: Buried by Boobs

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

These milkers won’t stop. Games we played this week include: Lord of the Rings: Gollum (12:30) Demon Throttle (34:00) Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (40:25) Outriders (49:05) Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker (54:40) --- News things talked about in this episode: People Makes Games publishes deep investigation of Disco Elysium dispute (57:45) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGIGA8taN-M Microsoft appeals CMA decision rejecting ABK merger (1:00:15) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/how-microsoft-hopes-to-defeat-the-cmas-block-against-its-abk-acquisition Last of Us multiplayer game put on the backburner (1:06:15) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/how-microsoft-hopes-to-defeat-the-cmas-block-against-its-abk-acquisition Valve removes Dolphin emulator page from Steam after DMCA request from Nintendo (1:08:55) https://dolphin-emu.org/blog/2023/05/27/dolphin-steam-indefinitely-postponed/ --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon. You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at mercenarycreative.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:05.0	Bap, b'am, bada,o.
0:06.0	Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:11.0	I do.
0:12.0	I do. Too hot am I for YouTube? Too hot for YouTube.
0:25.0	And it is my hotness in a sexually attractive sense.
0:30.3	That's what I mean by Too Hot for YouTube.
0:32.4	I'm just too sexy, but not in a right-said Fred way because they turned out to be total twats.
0:38.2	Yeah.
0:39.9	Yeah, you're in that category where even if, you know, you technically haven't done anything
0:44.6	pornographic, just your existence on screen, it's like, oh, oh, we can't be having that
0:49.1	on our family-friendly platform.
0:50.4	The jugs are so big.
0:52.1	The wazzo jugs are so big that they do take up a lot of the screen.
0:58.3	No matter how clothed I am.
1:00.1	So it might be that my very existence, my very being, my very having the temerity to walk about,
1:10.0	no matter what my state of dress
1:12.2	may indeed be lewd
1:14.3	how dare you jugs that that wazzoly
1:20.5	the wastification of step
1:23.1	has gone too far
1:25.5	and the fact that they still seem to be getting bigger is a worry at this point,
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