Podquisition 333: Ask Not For Whom the Bell Dongs

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

It dongs for thee. Games we played this week include: Resident Evil Village (05:15) Dragon Quest Builders 2 (19:00) Train Simulator (31:10) Bunny Bunny Dig Dig (33:30) Wind Waker HD (36:50) World’s End Club (43:00) Dex (48:00) Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (51:45) News things talked about in this episode: Is it porn for this banana to be naked? (56:00) https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1391782615909273600 Returnal update corrupted saves, people who downloaded asked not to play (1:01:50) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-07-returnal-reinstating-pre-rollback-fixes-in-new-patch-tomorrow Humble Bundle brings back charity sliders... for now (1:03:50) https://blog.humblebundle.com/2021/05/05/an-update-on-bundle-sliders/ Ubisoft pivoting towards more free to play titles (1:06:15) https://www.vg247.com/2021/05/12/ubisoft-free-to-play-strategy/ Epic pushed for Microsoft to drop Xbox live requirement for F2P games (1:10:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-05-epic-games-and-xbox-discussed-dropping-xbox-live-gold-requirement-for-f2p-games-last-year-emails-reveal -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. It says it's a professional wrestle, Valvenus was his name when he debuted in the late 90s.
0:28.0	I've been rewatching old episodes of Monday Night Raw from the 90s, they're from the turn of the millennium.
0:36.2	Oh, yeah.
0:38.2	Oh, okay, that's that show, I say, I mean I've watched it all back in the day, but going back and rewatching it, there's a lot of, oh, oh, they said that, okay.
0:51.0	But, yeah, I got to the bit where Valvenus had his penis cut off.
0:57.0	Mm.
0:58.0	His Valvenus penis?
0:59.0	Yeah, so Valvenus's whole thing was he was a pawn star who wrestled.
1:03.4	Right.
1:04.4	Obviously.
1:05.4	Oh, of course, I see.
1:06.8	Yeah, he'd come out and say, hello, ladies, something about his cock.
1:13.0	And then he'd wrestle and he'd do a big sort of splash move,
1:17.0	sort of off the top rope, it was called the money shop,
1:20.0	obviously.
1:22.0	And one of his things was if he was slighted or attacked by an opponent,
1:28.0	he would come out and address them and be all like,
1:32.0	here's my latest movie and it would be him sleeping with that
1:36.2	person's wife.
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