Podquisition 334: Covered in Gamer Goo

Jimquisition

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Do not attempt the stunts performed on this show in your own home. Games we played this week include: Resident Evil Village (13:45) Mass Effect Legendary Edition (22:20) Monster Sanctuary (32:00) Dragon Quest Builders 2 (34:00) The Outer Worlds (35:30) Pine (41:15) News things talked about in this episode: Ubisoft still hasn’t addressed the system of abuse at their studios (45:15) https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2021-05-18-ubisoft-has-reportedly-made-minimal-changes-following-abuse-allegations Ubisoft also has a bad art contest you shouldn’t enter (52:20) https://www.thegamer.com/assassins-creed-valhalla-tattoo-competition-ubisoft-spec-work/ Unused Lady Dimitrescu voice file found to be very hot (56:25) https://www.thegamer.com/cut-lady-dimitrescu-voice-line-good-girl/ Epic v Apple devolves to porno finger-pointing (57:45) https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1394701570080743427 Redacted testimony points to Xbox Game Pass coming to Switch (1:01:45) https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1394618302475931649 -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. Now. Okay, so you know, you know me, you know who I am, you know this person.
0:27.0	I do know you, you that person, you.
0:29.0	I have known you before, yes.
0:31.0	And I know you now. You know this piece piece of shit I'll continue to know you in the future
0:35.6	Exactly I like to start this show with a bit of a goof I seem to recall that yeah that seems right yeah more a tangent you've
0:44.9	occasionally done so some sort of material before to ease us in before we talk about
0:50.8	video games just just something.
0:53.0	Just something to take the edge off.
0:55.2	Yeah, I ain't got nothing this week.
0:57.4	I had something, but...
0:59.8	Have a look at this folks right right you see that Laura oh yeah yeah the letter for my gN's
1:09.5	editorial oversight team yeah yeah uh huh got to throw it all out Real Oversight Team. Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
1:14.0	Got to throw it all out.
1:15.0	Apparently, they also won't let us talk about tree nuts.
1:21.0	Which is the first thing I read on this piece of paper I grabbed off the desk.
1:26.0	Tree nuts? It's my list of allergies.
1:29.0	Reactions, that's a lot of reactions, huh?
1:35.0	Mm-hmm.
1:36.0	Anaphylaxis is the worst one.
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