Podquisition 332: Moldy Singlets

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4.6 • 980 Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Not to be confused with Microsoft and their exceptional line of products. Games we played this week include: Before I Forget (07:40) Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (19:45) Pokémon Snap (21:45) Undermine (28:25) Returnal (33:45) Disc Creatures (45:20) Tin Star (48:40) News things talked about in this episode: Epic v Apple court proceedings begin (50:30) https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1389595740519940101 Epic data on user-acquisition costs related to “free” game distribution leaked (1:02:20) https://www.pcgamer.com/epic-spent-more-than-dollar11m-on-free-games-in-the-first-nine-months-of-giveaways/ Info on quite how huge financially Fortnite has been (1:06:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-fortnite-earned-usd9bn-in-two-years How much Epic paid for six months of Borderlands 3 exclusivity (1:07:05) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-epics-fully-loaded-borderlands-3-deal-cost-usd146m-for-six-months-of-pc-exclusivity Sony agreed to cross-play when it could get its beak wet (1:10:25) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-epic-boss-says-sony-charges-publishers-a-cross-play-fee-in-certain-circumstances Microsoft to cut publisher fee to 12% on Windows Game Store (1:14:00) https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/29/22409285/microsoft-store-cut-windows-pc-games-12-percent Xbox is improving the framerate of many backward compatible titles (1:16:40) https://majornelson.com/fpsboost/ Witcher 3 Director resigns and apologizes after investigation finds no wrongdoing (1:17:20) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-05-04/top-director-leaves-embattled-game-developer-cd-projekt Sony makes a financial investment in Discord, securing it on PS5. (1:21:00) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-05-04-discord-playstation-integration New details emerge about last year’s Ubisoft hostage hoax (1:23:15) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-30-last-years-ubisoft-hostage-hoax-reportedly-the-work-of-notorious-rainbow-six-cheater 5 CDPR bosses take home nearly $30m in bonuses. (1:28:05) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2021-04-30/cyberpunk-managers-still-win-big-bonuses-after-shoddy-game-launch Bobby Kotick takes a meaningless 50% pay cut. (1:28:30) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-30-activision-blizzard-boss-bobby-kotick-takes-a-50-percent-pay-cut-but-could-still-earn-millions-in-bonuses -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey Time to put you middle to the test now.
0:04.6	Oh, bam, my little.
0:06.6	Hey hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now.
0:11.1	Uh huh, uh huh. Now. Uninvitable now.
0:22.8	Invincible?
0:23.8	Yep, second shot.
0:25.7	Yeah.
0:26.7	Have you unlocked the 5G powers yet?
0:29.5	Like is your phone getting better signal as a result?
0:32.0	Yeah, and I can also point at cokeans and if I go and yum yum yum yum yum like that they fly around. Nice. That is 5G as well. That's pretty impressive. I'm curious to find out how the show's going to differ now
0:46.7	that the Microsoft Corporation using the microchips is able to control your every action
0:52.1	I hope that's not going to negatively impact the show.
0:55.0	I must buy a series axe.
0:57.0	Well, I mean, you would if you could.
1:00.0	Next gen consoles being what they are.
1:02.0	Yeah, I think I've got a, I'm going to consoles being what they are.
1:02.6	Yeah, I think I've got it, I'm going to have to go on eBay and buy one for like $1,500.
1:07.0	Ah.
1:07.4	I just feel compelled to have one, so that I can enjoy the fine suite of Microsoft products.
1:13.0	Microsoft has so many good products that you could be experiencing if only you had a Series X.
1:18.0	Oh, they're better products than my family.
1:21.0	Oh. I would burn my family in an incinerator before I didn't enjoy the Microsoft
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