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Podquisition 329: The Legend of F*ck*ss Jones

Jimquisition

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Push your way into the depths of our bottomless lore Games we played this week include: Say No! More (9:15) Outriders (26:30) Adios (31:20) It Takes Two (35:20) Monster Hunter Rise (40:00) Balan Wonderworld (41:45) Narita Boy (51:15) Rain on Your Parade (52:55) Pac-Man 99 (58:45) Helltakers (1:00:55) Twerk Hero (1:02:30) Train Simulator (1:05:00) News things talked about in this episode: Nintendo doesn't want you to see unlicensed Bowser Dong (1:16:00) https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bowser-penis-patreon-nintendo/ Sony reportedly putting all its eggs in its biggest baskets (1:16:50) https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-04-09/sony-s-obsession-with-blockbusters-is-stirring-unrest-within-playstation-empire Meanwhile, Nintendo emphasizes an increased focus on new properties (1:17:40) https://www.gamesradar.com/uk/nintendo-to-focus-on-creating-original-games-according-to-its-president/ Bigotry sliders are the future (1:19:35) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-04-08-intels-ai-powered-bleep-tech-lets-you-choose-exactly-how-much-hate-speech-you-hear -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

0:04.8

Oh, fuck, bah, bah, bad, bye.

0:06.6

Hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

0:11.0

Oh, ha, ha, haass Jones.

0:23.4

Fuckass Jones.

0:24.4

Fuck ass Jones.

0:26.3

I'm here to fuck ass and be called fuckass Jones.

0:31.6

And I'm all out of being called fuckass Jones.

0:36.7

Yeah.

0:37.4

But there's asses to fuck.

0:38.9

Oh, there's no shortage of asses to fuck.

0:42.8

I'm very glad to hear that your name is not a misnomer.

0:46.4

You know, I'd be very disappointed if I met Fuckass Jones

0:49.2

and Fuckass Jones wasn't interested in any ass fucking.

0:52.4

Right.

0:52.8

Oh, I'll tell you what if fuck ass jones sees an ass fuck

0:57.4

ass jones is gonna fuck it after receiving clear informed consent fuck ass jones plays by the rules

1:07.8

exactly that i can respect that, yeah.

1:11.0

That's great.

1:11.6

Yeah, good.

1:11.9

Informed ongoing consent is very important.

1:14.4

I'm glad that fuckass Jones respects that.

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