Podquisition 328: Scratch ‘n Self-Improvement
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🗓️ 8 April 2021
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal. |
| 0:05.0 | So, I don't know if it's a printout with the best now? |
| 0:11.0 | Ah-huh, ah-hoo. So, I don't know if it's a printing error or what. |
| 0:27.8 | But I did just get in the new self-help book from Creadle and Crabnuts. |
| 0:36.4 | Yeah, it's, uh, on the front cover looked enriching enough. |
| 0:42.0 | Ten positive steps to improve your life. |
| 0:45.8 | Then open the first page and just in Times New Roman font, white, page, black text just says don't. |
| 0:54.8 | Oh. |
| 0:55.6 | Yeah, then the rest of the book is just pictures of hobo clowns, like the hobo clown paintings. |
| 1:00.9 | But instead of looking sad, they look very angry and one of them looks horny. |
| 1:07.5 | I mean, you know, typical, typical printing area that occasionally happens, you know, |
| 1:11.9 | I've made some books, I've worked on books, it's very typical for that to accidentally happen |
| 1:17.2 | with a book. Yeah. You know, it's like an auto-correct error, you know, you type in some self-help |
| 1:22.7 | words and instead you get stopping a sad clown. They've got scratch and sniff on it. |
| 1:30.0 | Do you remember that? |
| 1:31.1 | I do remember scratch and sniff, yeah. |
| 1:32.8 | Scratch and sniff. |
| 1:33.7 | I am curious how sad clown scratch and sniff smells. |
| 1:38.6 | I mean, potash. |
| 1:41.9 | Several pages is just potash and whiskey i mean i say it scratch and sniff the book's just |
| 1:50.4 | been soaked in whiskey every copy well i mean that's a selling point if i've ever heard of one yeah |
| 1:56.9 | well i mean you can't suck the pages it's dry by the you know when you like make it when a kid makes a treasure map just, you can't suck the pages. It's dry by the... You know when you like make a... |
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