Podquisition 321: Lies Our Teachers Told Us

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Turns out none of the things they taught are true. Games we played this week include: Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury (18:00) 1001 Spikes (24:00) Lizard Lady vs. the Cats (28:20) Deep Rock Galactic (33:30) Steel Sword Story (37:15) Wilmott's Warehouse (40:00) SSX [2012] (40:55) Persona 5 (45:00) Sunset Overdrive (48:30) News things talked about in this episode: Six Days in Fallujah back from the dead (9:30) https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/2021/2/15/22279600/six-days-in-fallujah-interview-iraq-war-politics https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/1361409118146334720 Stadia studios praised by leadership just before being shut down (52:10) https://kotaku.com/stadia-leadership-praised-development-studios-for-great-1846281384 Microsoft offers to help devs make games more accessible (56:25) https://www.trustedreviews.com/news/gaming/microsoft-announces-game-accessibility-testing-program-for-pc-and-xbox-4123269 -- Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test pile.
0:05.0	Ah, I just had one of those toxic wastes.
0:24.9	Why do you do this to yourself?
0:27.7	Well, I've remembered all of my stream stuff.
0:31.1	So there's just, there's four drums of it.
0:35.4	For those unaware, it's hazardously sour candy
0:39.0	with the gimmick that they come in toxic
0:41.8	waste drums.
0:42.7	Hmm.
0:44.1	It's stuff that is designed
0:45.4	to be actively painful to consume.
0:48.0	It's not nice.
0:48.9	And you are consuming it?
0:50.3	I was bored.
0:51.4	Am I understanding right that you've not been making
0:53.4	enough mistakes on stream to have your punishment suite so you're like, well, I've got to get through them somehow, I guess I'm bored. Am I understanding right that you've not been making enough mistakes on stream
0:54.7	to have your punishment suite so you're like,
0:56.5	well, I've got to get through them somehow.
0:57.9	I guess I'll have them for fun.
0:59.7	I mean, I'm the one that glued their fingers together once on this podcast.
1:05.2	Because when I don't speak for 30 seconds,
1:08.2	I will play with things or think, oh, I have four fucking drums of the
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