Podquisition 320: More Than Meets the Brown Eye
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🗓️ 11 February 2021
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test file. |
| 0:05.0 | Right, I'm not obsessed with the skin thing, and I've not gone on about it everywhere, right? |
| 0:25.1 | Right. |
| 0:25.4 | But not only is it not layers of foundation. |
| 0:29.3 | It's not the estrogen either. |
| 0:30.8 | I have always had the angelic soft skin of baby Jesus. |
| 0:36.1 | That's true. |
| 0:37.0 | Before the beard come in. It's been milky smooth the whole time I've known you. That's true. Before the beard come in. |
| 0:38.3 | It's been Milky Smooth the whole time I've known you. |
| 0:40.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.8 | Once a college teacher fucking stroked it and said smooth as a baby's bottom. |
| 0:47.8 | And at the time, I didn't think that was inappropriate. |
| 0:51.1 | Well, we've all grown and learned a lot over the interim. |
| 0:53.4 | Looking back, I don't think he should have done that. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Looking back, I think I could have sued him. I mean, today you probably could. I'm going to go back to Warpington. I'm going to go back to Warpington. I'm going to go back to Warpington. I'm going to sue that, man. I mean, it's, oh, fucking smooth, though. |
| 1:12.9 | Oh, oh, not so much now, but... |
| 1:15.6 | You couldn't sue him for slander. |
| 1:17.4 | No, no. |
| 1:18.3 | It was a true fact. |
| 1:19.7 | And I don't even think I mentioned this here. |
| 1:22.7 | I told Conrad, I don't go on about things everywhere, right? |
| 1:25.7 | But for the second time in my life I cut myself shaving. |
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