Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.

Bap, b'am, bada.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

Ah, huh, ah, ooh. Sounds like you're having a day.

Sounds like you're having a day. See, I knew better than to fall for it, Laura.

You're right?

I just thought I'd start us off with a patriotic trumpet.

Oh, goodness.

That's a way to start the show.

I've got a thing for everyone today.

I want to start with something.

I've got the best email in my inbox today.

Ooh.

So I got this email just before we started recording this, the show today.

And I've never heard a PR person be so scared and vague to tell me about their product, while it being

exactly a product that I am like very thankful they sent me a link to. It was quite the ride.

So the subject line of today's email, cheeky game for adults. So I'm like, I mean, that's in

my wheelhouse. I play video games. I have a show about pornography. I, you know, sometimes talk about weird sex games on this show. You're an adult? So you're in the demo? Yeah, I'm an adult. We're all adults here. We're all allowed to play cheeky game for adults. Oh, God, we're all in this market. Yeah. Yeah. So here's just an email I got today.

Hello, Laura. I hope you're well. I'm working on a brand new game which has gone viral.

Firstly, I must apologize if you feel this does not suit your publication or your sensibilities.

Fucking hell. Yeah, that's the first fucking line is like, I'm going to tell you, they don't tell you what the fucking product anywhere is until you click their mysterious link. So, like, let me just keep going. Yeah. I do have some samples which I can send you with no obligation to feature. It is a fun game, very rude and quite unique. The game is here, mysterious link.

Worth 2499 and it's a two-player game,

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