Podquisition 316: A Righteous Claim of Nobility

Jimquisition

Leisure:video Games, Video Games, Leisure

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🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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We’re joined by Sophie (aka TheymerSophie / CurioVids) to witness the coronation of Loardy Sterling. Games we played this week include: Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2 (6:40) Cooking Mama: Cookstar (9:50) Wrestling Empire (22:30) Dead Space (30:30) Curse of the Dead Gods (33:30) Only Cans: Thirst Date (38:00) Umurangi Generation (42:55) Monster Hunter: Rise (44:55) Pokemon Liquid Crystal (55:05) Observer (57:05) Ghostrunner (58:50) News things talked about in this episode: CDPR under investigation by Polish consumer protection agency (1:00:30) https://www.ign.com/articles/cyberpunk-2077s-launch-and-ongoing-fixes-investigated-by-consumer-protection-agency Lucasfilm announces game projects with Ubisoft and Bethesda (1:04:40) https://www.wired.com/story/lucasfilm-games-star-wars-ubisoft-indiana-jones-bethesda Razer is making ridiculous face masks (1:09:20) https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-01-13-of-course-razers-face-mask-has-rgb-lighting-and-voice-amplification Twitch reworks Pogchamp emote to spotlight creators, leaves them to deal with the harassment (1:11:40) https://kotaku.com/twitchs-pogchamp-removal-was-never-enough-and-now-its-1846035307 Check out Sophie at TheymerSophie on Twitch and Twitter, watch their YouTube videos at youtube.com/CurioVids, and support them at patreon.com/CurioVids Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

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0:00.0	So who sings the theme song?
0:02.9	I can do, hey, hey, hey, hey. No, okay, I got... Bop, bop, bop, bop. Yeah, you got to do the... So long as you do the bop bop bops on time, you can't really get it wrong. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bayonet is gonna cook... Gonna cook your dinner. She's gonna cook a stroganoff. Oh. Yeah, she's prepared to stroke enough for everyone.
0:02.4	That's so kind of her.
0:03.8	I knew she was a good... Dinner. She's going to cook a stroganoff. Oh. Yeah, she's prepared a stroganoff for everyone.
0:22.5	That's so kind of her.
0:23.9	I knew she was a good host.
0:25.3	Inviting everyone into her half.
0:27.3	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the desk, pal.
0:32.1	Bup, blah, blah, but.
0:33.9	Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?
0:38.3	I don't know.
0:40.3	All right, no time to waste then.
0:50.5	Got to assert my royal authority.
0:53.6	I have got a royal seal. I have got a royal seal.
0:56.2	I have pressed my finger into a mini baby bell wrapper.
1:00.6	Not even the wax bit, just the wrapper.
1:03.0	So it's no good.
1:05.5	Basically what I've done is I've written a letter to the government telling them that I'm now nobility and they've got to do everything I say.
1:12.9	And I've stapled a mini babyville rapper to it.
1:16.4	And now I'm on a no-fly list.
1:17.8	So I'm a little bit concerned.
1:21.0	However, I do believe that if I just tell the governor of Pennsylvania that I'm in charge because I've got a bit of land in
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