Podquisition 296: Alexander Candlebum

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4.6 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A musical gets a wax-based controversy. A senator refuses the charitable call. Also, Spiritfarer, Fall Guys, and No Straight Roads.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test now.
0:04.8	All right, well, I've got some sad news.
0:24.2	I know that there's enough doom and gloom in the world,
0:26.4	but I've got a little bit of sad news to kick us off with.
0:29.2	Oh no?
0:30.0	Yeah, I've had to cancel the Mitch McConnell charity foot job.
0:33.9	He don't want to do it.
0:35.4	What?
0:36.0	No, it's backing out. He don't want to do it. At this later stage? Yeah. Oh. I mean, it's a double blow for me on a personal level as well, because he don't want to do it, and no one wanted me to do it. So the backup plans off, the whole thing's off. Won't someone think of the charity?
0:55.8	Won't someone think of the charity?
0:57.2	The nondescript charity.
0:57.8	Yeah.
1:01.1	Well, I was, I was just about to say foot jobs for farmers.
1:07.1	Yeah, well, you know, they're working on their feet all day.
1:07.5	Yeah.
1:09.8	You know, they deserve a good foot job.
1:27.8	You know what I love about the phrase I was just about to say is that you will just then say it. Yeah. Yeah. It never, you always just say it. Yeah. There's no, you can't resist it. I mean, and it flows so well, foot jobs for farmers. I mean, you've got the three Fs right there. It's all together. A, B, C,D. Oh my gosh, it's 666. Well, let me just say
1:36.2	that as the chairperson of, I never once considered that foot jobs for farmers could also
1:42.0	be the work of the devil.
1:48.3	So, bad news to kick us off with.
1:55.0	The Mitch McConnell charity footjob has been cancelled due to the work of Lucifer.
1:57.6	But that does track with Mitch McConnell.
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