Podquisition 295: Scary Astronaut
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🗓️ 20 August 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal. |
| 0:06.5 | Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now? |
| 0:15.1 | Now, Conrad already knows where I'm going. |
| 0:17.5 | Because I already threw it this one. |
| 0:20.7 | In fact, I threw it our producer Justin's way this way. |
| 0:23.3 | But I've been thinking about the scariest thing in the world. |
| 0:26.1 | Okay. |
| 0:26.9 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:27.3 | And I, after much soul searching, have been asking myself, |
| 0:31.8 | what would the scariest thing in the world be to wake up at, say, 2 in the morning, |
| 0:36.8 | and walk out of your bedroom and see in the main room? Or in the world be to wake up at say two in the morning and walk out of your bedroom and see in the main room or in the bedroom with you or wherever it is you wake up in two in the morning something's in your home the scariest thing i can imagine is it's pitch black right. I hear a noise in the main room. |
| 0:56.8 | Maybe the kitchen. |
| 0:58.1 | Okay. |
| 0:59.0 | Rustling. |
| 1:00.7 | Little clinking, maybe some glass. |
| 1:02.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.3 | I'm scared. |
| 1:04.5 | There shouldn't be anyone here. |
| 1:06.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.9 | Justin just moved out. |
| 1:08.1 | I creep out of bed. |
| 1:11.3 | Grab the nearest thing to me. A promotional dildo bat from St. Row the 3rd. |
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