Podfathers S3 E13: Quarantined With KFC

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The Godfather of Podfathers and OG Barstool dad KFC joins the show to update us how he's making out as a single parent with kids who are breaking every rule their nanny is setting for them. Everyone's on high alert and not just because of the virus but because of April Fools Day in an already crazy climate. Both Clem and Large have a kid whose birthday is about to be ruined by quarantine and they try to figure out how to salvage as much normalcy as possible during this shitstorm before praising the dad who booted his spring breaker son from the house after he ignored countless corona warnings!!!

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0:00.0	Hey, pot fathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:07.0	Pride members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:10.4	We're gonna bring up your mood though with the brightest solid bar stool joining me in largest week.
0:15.4	Kevin Francis Clancy, OG pot fathers.
0:19.4	You're gonna brighten your day and bring some happiness and confidence and optimism to the stream.
0:27.2	Let's go.
0:28.9	Goodness gracious.
0:30.1	Oh, we're recording this on Wednesday, April 1st.
0:33.7	It's April Fool's Day.
0:35.2	Keep your fucking, I mean, at the point everyone hears this, it'll be the second and the chaos of the chaos we'll be over with.
0:41.2	But how are you making out today, fellas right now?
0:43.6	This is gotta be one of the worst April Fool's days ever, right?
0:47.0	Like the amount of people who are just gonna be like, I've got coronavirus.
0:50.9	No, I don't.
0:51.8	Just a joke.
0:52.6	It's like that's not really a fucking joke, you assholes.
0:55.7	So yeah, I'm sure there'll be plenty of completely mature and level headed, you know, pranks done today that are not at all tone deaf whatsoever.
1:05.9	I, we had a movie watch last night because my first one you've done one before, Kev.
1:11.1	No, that was my first one too.
1:12.6	Clam, you've done multiple ones throughout the Star Wars stuff, right?
1:16.2	Yeah.
1:17.2	You did that for Lightscam of Arsenal.
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