Podfathers S3 E12: Quarantined With Kids

The Podfathers

Barstool Sports

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The coronavirus has the walls closing in around us because the kids are driving us mad and everyone is adding the Quarantine 15. Large is passing the time by growing a ponytail, Siena is teaching Clem how to use her computer from school, and our listeners are letting us know the good the bad and the ugly from home. The guys break down the stories of the week including partners being banned from delivery rooms during this pandemic and Spring Breakers coming down with the virus after acting like a bunch of dickheads last week before. Like we said last week, make sure to call the Mayday Line at 347-746-8637 if you need to vent or hit up [email protected] or @Podfathersshow on Instagram or Twitter with your best/worst quarantine with kids moments!!!

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0:00.0	Hey, potfathers listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify,
0:06.5	or YouTube.
0:07.5	Pride members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:10.8	Week two is looking us directly down the barrel of the gun.
0:15.4	I almost said the gun of the barrel.
0:16.9	In case anyone wants to know where my head is at right now, straight noodle, everyone
0:21.0	is straight noodle.
0:22.4	We are parenting from home.
0:24.0	We are living from home.
0:26.1	We are hopefully not dying from home right now.
0:28.6	Coronavirus episode two, potfathers were in the muck.
0:33.6	Largeman, it's me and the large man.
0:34.9	How are we doing right now, my friend?
0:36.1	I'm fantastic.
0:37.1	I haven't had a very nice quarantine.
0:38.1	It's been lovely the whole way around.
0:40.1	I don't know what that was complaining about.
0:42.5	It's been nice.
0:43.5	You have, anytime I see a picture of you in the last week, you're smiling.
0:47.2	What the fuck is your problem?
0:49.2	I'll just get it out of the way right away.
0:50.9	Clem, I haven't shaved my head in about four or five days.
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