Podcasts, unlike concerts and DoorDash, are free - #2993
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Concert prices are through the roof. DoorDash commands outrageous prices. Netflix is raising their rates. And all of this is happening while nobody has any money, apparently. How is this possible? We don't know. What we do know is that car repairs suck.
Topics:
Michael documentary
Ticketmaster monopoly
Food delivery service fees
Alan Osmond died
Ilhan Omar's accounting error
UK cigarette ban
Tom's car repair bill
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What? |
| 0:01.6 | That's not the right button. |
| 0:02.9 | What the hell of Jesus. |
| 0:04.3 | What a show so far. |
| 0:05.3 | How about this button? |
| 0:08.9 | I think I like the other music more. |
| 0:10.9 | What do you think of that? |
| 0:12.1 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with... |
| 0:17.2 | Co-host, Gavin Fertz. |
| 0:18.6 | Andy Bram-Bernard. |
| 0:19.8 | And Kristen Burton. |
| 0:55.2 | You know, I've been waiting for a phone call for about the last four hours, and the second the show starts, the phone call comes through, so I can't take it. That's the world. It's just unbelievable. That's the world we live in. It is just unbelievable. So at some point, I'm going to have to duck out and make sure they got everything they need and then I'll come back. I find that if, oh, go ahead. Yeah. Kristen Bird Entertainment, who's brought to you by North American banking company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. Member FDIC Equal Housing Lender. So what were you saying, Andy? I find that if I am waiting for a phone call and I need it to happen, I should wash my hands. |
| 0:58.9 | Because as soon as the water hits my hands, I will get that phone call. |
| 1:00.0 | I don't know why. |
| 1:01.5 | Or go to the bathroom. Yeah, or go to the bathroom. |
| 1:01.9 | Something that makes me unable to answer the phone will ensure that I get the phone call, the important phone call, that I need to answer immediately. |
| 1:11.6 | Absolutely. Or stub your toe or something where call, that I need to answer immediately. Absolutely. |
| 1:12.6 | Or stub your toe or something where you just don't want to take a phone call. |
| 1:15.6 | Yep. |
| 1:16.6 | So what did you go see last night, Crystal? |
| 1:18.6 | I went and saw Michael last night. |
| 1:20.6 | So I saw a screening of the Michael Jackson biopic. |
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