Ah, splendid old bean, this looks like the Bally right place. Bloody better be. I'd no idea this delivery was going to take so long. Well, Yamsra and I will start unloading. You, uh, go ring that chap's bell.

Hello?

Are you Dave?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, Dave from sarcastic gamer.

The very same.

Uh, what's going on?

Uh, I'll have a delivery for you.

You'd just like to sign here?

I don't remember ordering anything.

Yep, that's splendid yamster. Here we'll do just nicely. Hey, wait. What the hell is that you're dumping on my lawn? Hey, don't have a go to me, mate. You ordered it. No, I didn't. Look, mate, your name on the order form. You have a problem with it. You'd have to phone the office. But you just buried half my garden.

What the hell is this stuff?

Y'all are going to have to problem with it. You have to phone the office. But you just buried half my garden. What the hell is this stuff?

Y'all are going to have to take this stuff back. This stuff stinks. What the hell is? Oh, my God, the smell.

It burns my eyes. It smells like wet dead sewage that's been left in the sun for a week.

Oh, sweet Halo Jesus. Have mercy. What the hell is this crap? That there, Governor, is two tons of fresh British sarcasm. I'm getting too old for this shit. What the hell do you expect me to do with it now? Well, if I were you, sir, I would try and find some way of giving it a way free through the internet.

I don't know how things work in the UK, but surely no one's stupid enough to fall for that.

I am sure of a wee bit of effort, you could... Ah, what the hell is that?

It's okay.

Remain calm, sir.

That is just a Scotsman.

Whatever you do, don't look him directly in the eyes

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