In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi, we're back, ladies and gentlemen.

You may notice that we've, uh, we've still kind of kicking along on the same feed,

but on a different website, that website being big red barrel.com.

What the hell are you talking about? Not person that's not called Captain Average anymore.

Yes, so you probably, you probably recognise our voices. That was the one who was previously known as Mighty Mutt.

Unless you've never listened to this podcast before, in which case our voices are new.

The comic artist previously known as Mighty Mott, I think you'll find out of all all name. So anyway, so my name is Dan. I was previously known as Captain Average, and the artist formerly known as Mighty Mark, is Tim. Hello! And the piss artist, formerly known as Yamster, is John. Hello! He wears kilts and skirts. Oh, shut up. You know, I'm going to lay a rule down right now, enough of the kilt jokes.

Yeah, I'm going to say it's a rule that we won't observe in the harshest manner possible.

I have put up with a year and a month.

And an animation.

And an animation.

Yes.

I thought the censored was very small, actually, when you lifted up, you killed.

Didn't have to blank out much, mate.

I kind of think that, you know, Scotland's been putting up with it for a couple of hundred years.

If you're not used to it now...

So, yeah, what's another couple of hundred more?

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