PODCAST: Shock Collar Question of the Day (10/12/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Jose is wearing the Shock Collar his morning! Today's question: Buzzfeed just released a list of famous men who have been “married and divorced more than you realized". So with that said.... there's a list in front of you......

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0:00.0	We're 60 seconds from your shock collar question of the day.
0:02.4	It's time for some good news, bad news.
0:07.1	Okay.
0:08.1	Good news.
0:09.6	All right.
0:10.6	We talked about this a little bit before, but children everywhere will not have to be traumatized
0:15.0	this year sitting on Santa's lap for an overpriced mall photo.
0:18.9	Oh man.
0:20.7	My children actually look forward to it.
0:22.4	Just picturing like your kids sitting on
0:24.2	Santa's lap is less traumatic than being at home with you I don't know they're just
0:30.1	really used to drunk people so it makes sense you know but there are some
0:36.6	interesting ways certain places are going to try to include Santa without
0:39.5	having kids sit directly on his lap. Okay.
0:43.0	Like one shopping center in Philadelphia says
0:45.0	they plan to hold a no contact Santa visit,
0:48.0	which includes masks,
0:50.0	plexiglass dividers, and photos from six feet away.
0:53.6	You know, we did this with a princess at a social distance
0:57.2	birthday party.
0:58.3	Yeah.
0:58.8	Not worth money.
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