PODCAST: Missed Connections (11/02/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer.

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0:00.0	Move in 92.992.
0:02.0	Hey, cutie.
0:03.0	We made eye content.
0:04.0	Miss connections.
0:05.0	That was me staring.
0:07.0	There's only two places in this world to find true love.
0:11.0	One is going through the automatic car wash with the lights off and the top down.
0:15.8	Oh, that is very wet. I'm not just talking about the convertible top either.
0:20.3	Hey!
0:21.3	I see. The other place is on the pages of Craigslist.org.
0:26.0	We scour that website every week to find the best
0:29.0	misconnections that they have to offer.
0:31.0	And this first one is titled to the American Dad
0:34.7	bad girl at the post office man for woman 27 third avenue. It's a lot of
0:41.6	description says you bought your stamps before me and then walked
0:46.1	out wearing some wonderful tight black pants. Okay. That booty was on duty.
0:52.3	Oh!
0:54.0	Attention!
0:55.0	Let's go!
0:56.0	I hurried with my order so I could sneak another peak.
0:59.0	I followed you to your car while doing my best to keep my eyes in my head.
1:04.0	Oh yeah, I'm going to fall out.
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