Move it's 92.5.

I'm a girl.

What's up with you?

Wait a minute.

Is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this let's say someone

approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you

hey babe not to be rude but your boobs remind me of the moon landing.

They look super fake, but I'm still tuning in.

Nice.

Whatever you do, resist the urge to try. Nice. Tell him that his pickup line reminded you the ones your uncle told at your father's funeral

So that'll confuse him just long enough to give him the number to the loser line

And hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air

voicemail is like this one. Next message. Hi how's it going this is Mitch I've been calling

this he was going on with you and everything what you've been up to lately?

I actually have been going to protest. Yes, remember we spoke about it, I've been protests

of women wearing bras. I don't think women should

have to wear bras if they don't want to. I went all out. I went to Target, bought 12 bras and set them on fire.

You know, guys need to get more involved.

But if I have to carry this battle alone by myself, I will.

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