PODCAST: Laser Stories (11/09/20)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2020
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the radio segment that just accomplished his lifelong dream of hooking up in a porta potty on all seven continents. |
| 0:11.0 | Wow! |
| 0:12.0 | Congratulations to Laser Stories! seven continents. Wow. Wow. |
| 0:13.0 | Congratulations to Laser Stories. |
| 0:15.0 | The segment, where we read weird new stories from around the globe just like everyone else does |
| 0:19.2 | except we have a laser. |
| 0:20.2 | And those other bagel badgers just don't. |
| 0:23.0 | His first laser stories out of Kentucky. |
| 0:25.0 | A 37 year old woman named Naomi Lour |
| 0:29.0 | was in line at a local convenience store |
| 0:31.0 | ready to check out when the woman in front of her turned around |
| 0:35.0 | and said seven words that will forever change her life. |
| 0:38.4 | Those seven words were, I think you should play the lottery. |
| 0:42.0 | What? |
| 0:43.0 | Whoa! |
| 0:45.0 | Are you telling me there was a lottery angel in front of her? |
| 0:48.0 | Okay, I'm sorry, I have a lottery devil next to me |
| 0:51.0 | because every day, Brooke is like, don't't buy lottery tickets it's a waste of money |
| 0:54.7 | it's actually it's pretty good advice but yeah no but listen let me guess what's gonna |
| 1:00.0 | happen not knowing what to say Naomi just smiled as the woman paid for her things and left, but when she got up to the front of the counter, |
| 1:07.0 | Naomi was of course compelled to buy a lottery ticket. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, I would even |
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