It's the radio segment that's in a beef with the Mario Brothers.

They went out drinking last week and got into an argument about who had the better plumbers

crack.

Apparently, Luigi cheated.

That's what happens when you go out with laser stories.

The second we read weird news stories from around the globe, just like everyone else does

except we have a laser and the other chicken lickers just don't.

This first laser story is out of New York City.

The other day, a man walked into a McDonald's and ordered a coffee, but he could tell early

on it was just too darn sweet.

Hey, nobody got time for that!

I hate that.

I don't taste it.

Well, you got to, you know, ask, ask for less sugar, but you're going into a McDonald's.

Yeah, it's true.

So he began complaining to a security guard about the sweetness.

Yeah, because that guy, obviously, was everything to do with the problem.

It's New York.

So apparently, the McDonald's has to have security guards everywhere.

And when he was talking to the guard, another customer stepped in and told him to chill

out.

I have a feeling so bad stuff is about to go down.

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