Loser Line (09/27/21)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

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0:00.0	Oh my girl, what's up with you?
0:02.0	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:04.0	It's um, the loser line.
0:06.0	Come on, just call me back!
0:08.0	If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.
0:11.0	Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the club
0:13.0	and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:17.0	Oh my god, you make me yon.
0:19.0	Oh sorry, I just, I guess something about you makes me want to go to sleep with you.
0:26.0	Oh.
0:28.0	That's terrible.
0:30.0	Yeah, boy.
0:31.0	Whatever you do.
0:32.0	Or is this the urge to call up his mommy and tell her to come pick him up?
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	Instead, say you've got the coolest Darth Vader candle collection back at your place.
0:41.0	And he has to call you sometime if he wants to talk about it.
0:44.0	That's when you give him the digits to the loser line.
0:47.0	So hopefully he leaves us an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air for you.
0:50.0	voicemails like this one.
0:52.0	Next message.
0:54.0	Hey Angela, it's ****ing.
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