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The Harland Highway

Podcast 87

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2010

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Ooh yeah what a shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shhahh shhahhahhahhah we have for you today and today I'm gonna be talking about

0:15.0

wheelchair parking spots,

0:18.0

handicapped parking spots, handicapped parking spots

0:20.7

and handicapped drivers. We're going to be talking about comas. Have you ever been in

0:27.6

a coma? Are you in one right now? Is that why you listen? And what do you do when you come out

0:32.3

of a coma? Right? We're going to be

0:35.1

talking about sleeping habits, hotels, and then last of all it's Friday so I

0:40.6

have to go see my moron therapist, Dr. Ascot, never fun, but nonetheless you're

0:46.3

going to have fun right here on the Harlan Highway. You just made a wrong turn. On the highway.

0:54.0

You just made a wrong turn.

0:59.0

Will you kindly shut your mouth?

1:01.0

On to the Holland Highway. Oh, it's lovely.

1:04.0

It's just lovely.

1:05.0

The Harlan

1:06.0

I'm Teddy Mountain and I'm your friend.

1:10.0

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

1:13.0

I'm not your daddy.

1:15.0

Oh, yes, indeed.

1:20.0

Oh, yes indeed. Welcome to the show show and right out of the gate I got to talk about something

1:26.8

that's been disturbing me okay?

1:31.0

Are handicapped parking spots getting disproportionate to the amount of people that actually require them?

1:38.0

I mean, first of all, how often do you see someone in a handicap spot?

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