Oh boy what a show we have today. Possibly the most annoying show ever just be pre-warned

A couple of characters coming in here today that I personally would shoot if I had the chance.

I don't even want to tell you who they are because just mentioning them makes me sick.

So let's move on. They're going to be here. I'm going to be

talking about pilot season, which is the time of year in Hollywood when all the

sitcoms and new shows get cast. I'm going to be talking about St. Patrick's

day because today is the day. I'm going to be talking about the history of the day,

the history of St. Patrick himself, and we're going to be talking about speaking

what I'm doing right now and we're going to be talking about how some people aren't

good speakers like some of the news anchors on TV.

But hopefully you think I'm a good speaker because here we go.

We're getting ready to go down the Holland Highway.

Wait now.

Welcome to the Holland Highway. You just made a wrong turn. Will you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Writing down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy.

Hey Harlan Williams here, Roland with you on the Harlan Highway. You know, we try to provide solid entertainment here. We try to have stellar guests on the show and I

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