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Baho, ban on, ban on, ban on, ban on, nah enough, you're not sticks Harland, your stinks, your

singing stinks, stop it. Okay, I get the hint. Welcome one and all. Welcome to the Harland Highway. I'm

Harland Williams. Your your chumly little host I guess your little friend along the way and what a show we have today

Today we have a really cool special guest a very funny comedian guy by the name of

Ornie Adams one of the best stand-ups you'll see out there he's coming in to talk to

us today it's gonna be great're going to be talking about your iPod

and its need for songs. We're going to be talking about fat mothers giving birth. Apparently

their jelly rolls are becoming an obstacle and then this is awkward.

I don't want to give too much away but I get a visit from someone from the sex trade at the studio today. A little embarrassing, a little

humiliating, but nonetheless, not for you, just me. So get your fishing net and let's go fishing down the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harland Highway.

Hurley Harlan!

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy.

I'm not your daddy. Hey, hey hey, it's Harland Williams and you're on the Harland Highway and I hope you're having a great day because I know I

Hold on there's someone at the door. Hello?

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