Oh we owe, oh, I gonna love you, love you. Oh, eo, the jungle love you.

Oh, eo, the jungle love, yeah.

Real nice, Harland, real good soul singing there, buddy.

Welcome to each and every one of you.

Oh, what a treat to have you here.

Very cool, very cool that you're here.

Very, very cool. You people are probably the coolest people

on planet Earth right now because you're right here on the

Harlan Highway. Where else would you rather be? Having sex on a beach at a resort, stuffing your face with lobster and pheasant. I mean, no, you want to be here, right?

Did I just give you like four ideas to turn this off and go? Well, don't. We have a great show today if I may say so myself in Scottish.

If I can say it in Scottish, it's not conceded, is it?

It's Friday. I got a visit with Dr. Ascot.

The podcast assigned therapist that I have to see every week. Not enjoyable. He's creepy. I got to see him.

I'm going to be talking about wax museums. Have you ever been in a wax museum people?

Gonna be talking about there's a new statistic. Have you ever been in a wax museum people?

Gonna be talking about there's a new statistic out

about gay people and how many are out there

and how many you may know in your life.

Interesting.

I'm going to be talking about math,

my least favorite thing in the world, math.

And then I'm going to be getting to your letters.

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