Podcast #82: Race, Sports, and Hip-Hop Culture
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2016
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with Christian explaining what he's been doing with his down-time while sick, and then moves on to Jason's love for Australians and their "busted pluggers" (which is not nearly as sexual as it sounds). We conclude our reporting on the militia standoff in Oregon (they're all dead or in jail), and then take a listener's call about whether people who adopt stupid ideas are themselves stupid, or just kind of uncritical and unreflective (i.e., stupid). We take a fan's suggestion and weigh in on Carolina Panthers' quarterback Cam Newton and attempt to narrow down the exact reason why we hate him, which leads to a lengthy discussion about whether certain cultures are superior while others are just plain crappy. We watch a pro-gun pastor's paranoid video about cage-fighter Jesus before launching into our "Feeding Friendsy" segment about the dangers of needing famous pawns for the Christian culture war. And finally, in our "Dick Move, God" segment Jason gets all up close and personal.
Also, Wiz Khalifa and Kanye West are both drowning and you only have time to save one. So, what kind of sandwich do you make?
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| 0:00.0 | My coughs are finally producing some results, which is nice. |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.3 | How are you doing? |
| 0:10.4 | How's it going? |
| 0:11.5 | Today is the first day that I have any reason to feel optimistic at all in the past four weeks and two days. |
| 0:19.8 | I've been sick officially for a month today. |
| 0:21.9 | It was December 29th when I got sick, and today is January 29th. |
| 0:26.6 | Dude, I know. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm sick of it. |
| 0:29.1 | Speaking of sick, I'm the one who's sick of it metaphorically. |
| 0:32.1 | Yeah, I bet you and a bunch of people are. |
| 0:35.1 | I mean, it's like... |
| 0:36.1 | It's such a buzz kill, bro. |
| 0:54.5 | Yeah. Well, I've been like actually literally dealing with depression the past couple weeks. Mm-hmm. Because I've been unable to do anything pretty much except lay in bed and haven't been able to go to work. But that's your, that's your dream. It is for about three days. |
| 0:56.6 | I think three days is about the sweet spot for me. |
| 1:00.3 | At the end of the third day of laying in bed doing nothing watching TV is when I kind of go, |
| 1:01.8 | eh, I'm kind of over this. Your skin is just sticking to your sheets. |
| 1:04.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.6 | You know. |
| 1:05.9 | I'm out of popsicles. |
| 1:08.9 | You're out of TV. |
| 1:09.9 | I've eaten so many popsicles. You're out of TV. I've eaten so many popsicles. You've seen all the porn. Yeah. It's like I've seen this one. I've seen that one. I've seen, oh, dude. Somebody makes them new. I started dealing with that years ago. I've watched like every episode of every show I could possibly have thought to have watched. Yeah. I watched all three diehard movies. Don't ask me why. |
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