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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #80: A Conservative Guide to Liberalism

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2016

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins (much to Jason's distaste) with a tale of vomit, poo, and Christian's supposedly comforting bedside manner. We then take a call from a listener whose holiday cheer rivals that of the Grinch, but which leads to a discussion about which is more indicative of Christianity: Frosty the Snowman or the Easter Bunny. We then turn our attention to a video by the Jewish conservative radio personality, Dennis Prager, on the supposed differences between Right- and Left-wingers. We can barely make it through more than a few seconds at a time without having to hit Pause and politely (or not-so-politely) demur, but at least we learn from it that rape on college campuses is a myth, so I guess there's that. Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment details all the parallels between Obama and Hitler (during which Jason suggests a massive bet with the audience potentially involving thousands of dollars), after which we take another call accusing us of hate-speech and unfair ridicule (Us? Ridicule? Come on!). Jason's bieber betrays his disgust towards man's best friend, while Christian is biebered by the British.

Also, what am I going to do with a gun rack?

Transcript

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0:00.0

How's it going?

0:03.0

Oh.

0:05.0

Been a long time.

0:08.0

It's been a long time.

0:10.0

So it's Monday the, I don't know what date it is.

0:14.0

It is three days from the cruise.

0:16.0

It's T minus three days until we leave for the cruise.

0:18.0

Yeah, dude, that's what's crazy.

0:22.6

Is today's Monday, Tuesday's Tuesday, Wednesday night is the night that we go to bed

0:28.2

and get up, it's Thursday on 6 a.m.

0:30.3

It's our Christmas morning.

0:31.4

And then we just, yeah, and then we're just out.

0:34.4

And we recorded on Saturday.

0:36.3

So today's Monday and we recorded it on Saturday, which went out today. And this one's going to go out at the end of the cruise. Right. Once we get back, we'll put this one out. Yeah. So if all of our cultural references are two weeks old, that's why. Well, yeah. Well, I mean, we were talking about whether or not we should talk about that, uh, a militia group in Oregon, but I'm sure that's going to be

0:55.9

over with by the time we get back.

0:57.5

Yeah, there'll be like four mass shootings while we're gone.

0:59.9

Yeah.

1:00.2

So let's just anticipate what those conversations would be like.

1:04.4

I'm so tired of talking about guns, though.

1:06.8

I know.

1:08.8

Yeah, so Saturday we recorded and I was really sick, if you remember.

1:13.8

Oh, I do.

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