Holy Frei Coli! How are you my friends, my Gringos? How are you today? Are you having fun? Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Yeah, it's me, Harlan Williams, how are you?

Welcome. Welcome to the show. We got some groovalicious stuff lined up for you today.

And don't go yawning on me. Don't, if you're yawning right now, don't.

Because that's one of the big topics today.

We're going to be talking about yawning, and the proper etiquette with yawning.

We're going to be talking about laughing, which is kind of like yawning, your mouth is wide open.

We're going to be talking about annoying driving habits, and you all have them.

And then lastly, we're going to the celebrity races today.

So put your helmets on.

Let's go riding right down the Harlan Highway. You just

made a wrong turn.

made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely. The Harlan Highway. I'm not your daddy. show off today I want you to listen to this noise okay just listen to this sound

and then we'll go from there all right check this sound out Did you? It's like a hollow, like a drone, like a vacuous cave, an empty space just full of air, like a suctioned hole.

Yeah, well that's what I imagine when I see people out in public and mostly I got to say the

ladies and I'll tell you why in a second but that's what happens when you're walking through the airport or you're walking through the mall or you're walking somewhere you're at a party anywhere where there's people

Someone just opens their mouth with the biggest longest yawn you've ever seen, like you can

see their fillings, you can see their molars, you can see their fillings you can see their molars you can see

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